Should I be insulted?

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FYI, kuala lumpur airport best avoided, I'm definitely getting direct flights next time.
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SPEEDY wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:11 pm But I want them to do the cleaning, not surgically scrub them after use, and it couldn't drive me home when I'm drunk.
Get a cab :lol: :lol:
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True, but knowing my luck the doll would cheat on me and leave, so what's the difference.
I guess you can't take the doll home for Christmas with the family, well I could but most normal people couldn't.
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You doing another mail order bride?
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Yes, you should feel insulted.

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Does it say to much about my teenage years that that doll reminds me of the Mk13 robot from the movie Hardware?

I think I share Elon Musk's fears of artificial intelligence, and dont see why we should let perverts bring forth the robot apocalypse :naughty: :lol:

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Corjack wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:22 pm You doing another mail order bride?
Technically it's not mail order if you go to them, then it's just excess baggage on the return. :shifty:
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One thing that I found strange, who would have thought you would have felt safer turtle heading out of an aslav in down town bagdad then you would catching a taxi from the airport to your hotel in Bangkok. :think:

These roads are just nutts, and so are the people on it, I'm glad I bought the extra cover travel insurance, I thought I'd need it for the clap, but now I want to ride a taxi bike with no helmet (not that ones an option) it's really living life while hanging by a pubic hair, it's exciting. :lol: :dance:
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SPEEDY wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:38 am One thing that I found strange, who would have thought you would have felt safer turtle heading out of an aslav in down town bagdad then you would catching a taxi from the airport to your hotel in Bangkok. :think:

These roads are just nutts, and so are the people on it, I'm glad I bought the extra cover travel insurance, I thought I'd need it for the clap, but now I want to ride a taxi bike with no helmet (not that ones an option) it's really living life while hanging by a pubic hair, it's exciting. :lol: :dance:
You'll definitely need it for the clap from the sounds of things. You better step up your cover....best to try to keep something in your pants... :think:
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SPEEDY wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:13 pm You have to plan for the future to avoid shocks and unpleasant surprises. :lol:
Instead of one, maybe you should have three ladyboys on the go?? :romance-grouphug: :handgestures-thumbup:

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TheoR8 wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:41 am
SPEEDY wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:13 pm You have to plan for the future to avoid shocks and unpleasant surprises. :lol:
Instead of one, maybe you should have three ladyboys on the go?? :romance-grouphug: :handgestures-thumbup:
That's called a train gang, don't ask how I know.
It might disturb you and excite Olsen. :shhh:
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SPEEDY wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:28 am
TheoR8 wrote: Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:41 am
SPEEDY wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:13 pm You have to plan for the future to avoid shocks and unpleasant surprises. :lol:
Instead of one, maybe you should have three ladyboys on the go?? :romance-grouphug: :handgestures-thumbup:
That's called a train gang, don't ask how I know.
It might disturb you and excite Olsen. :shhh:
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And the difference between that and a human daisy chain? :think:

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speedy, Speedy, Speedy.

Lad you are going to get your self in more trouble than it’s worth my friend.

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TheoR8 wrote: Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:28 am I'm confused :confusion-scratchheadblue: :confusion-scratchheadblue: :confusion-scratchheadblue: what's a "future ex Missus"??? :handgestures-thumbup:
I believe the statement indicates a rather negative view of possible future relationships. :cry:

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