Never Ending Thread
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Re: Never Ending Thread
Imagine one with a LH bolt for either hunting or silhouette match.
I'm soft and I don't care.
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Re: Never Ending Thread
Made back in 2003 for Blaser USA I believeSPEEDY wrote:Anyone know of this is for real?
Now this would be a good reason to get another handgun license.
There is an African hunt report here
http://www.handgunhunt.com/columns/hampton_sep03.html
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Actually now I'm retired I've got the time to bother with a handgun license again, I'm going to get it and buy another one, I haven't owned a handgun since about 2005.
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Saw this on Facebook.
The Coyote Principle
CALIFORNIA
• The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
• The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
• He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
• He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
• The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
• The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
• The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
• The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
• The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for the nature of coyotes.
• PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.
TEXAS
• The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
• The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
• The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
The Coyote Principle
CALIFORNIA
• The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
• The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
• He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
• He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
• The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
• The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
• The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
• The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
• The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for the nature of coyotes.
• PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.
TEXAS
• The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
• The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
• The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
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Re: Never Ending Thread
Very good Corjack.
Looks like all our state,local government have taken up the Californian attitude.
Looks like all our state,local government have taken up the Californian attitude.
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Yes but the California governor can feel smug and superior because he's so much more evolved then the Texas governor.
We're the only species in world that is evolving ourselves to extinction.
I guess that makes us very very unique.
We're the only species in world that is evolving ourselves to extinction.
I guess that makes us very very unique.
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Go the Maroons
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Measure it, when it’s on the deck
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Choke on a big fat cock, oh wait you already admitted that with the maroon thing.
After all no dicks too big for a maroon supporter.
After all no dicks too big for a maroon supporter.
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Sounds like a your a soft cock blues. Explained everythingSPEEDY wrote:Choke on a big fat cock, oh wait you already admitted that with the maroon thing.
After all no dicks too big for a maroon supporter.
Measure it, when it’s on the deck
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Re: Never Ending Thread
Is Rugby considered a real sport?
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Well helmets and motorbike shoulder pads, is only an optionCorjack wrote:Is Rugby considered a real sport?
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That's ok, he probably thinks Gridiron is actually a form of football.deerhunter338mag wrote:Well helmets and motorbike shoulder pads, is only an optionCorjack wrote:Is Rugby considered a real sport?
AFL is more manly then Gridiron, even though they wear tight shorts and jump allover each other like a plushie pile at a Mardi Gras Parade
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In NSW it started with Rum and Buggery. Then evolved to Rum and Rugby.
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