Never Ending Thread
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Re: Never Ending Thread
you're a winner Speedy. Well done try Jim bean and coke see what that dose and get back to us with the out come
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My buddy drank too much the other night so he called his wife to have her drive him home. The local cop saw them leave the pub together and pulled them over. The wife had to take a sobriety test because the car stank of booze. Of course, the cop video taped the testing.
My buddy is trying to get a copy of video.
My buddy is trying to get a copy of video.
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I have a hard time passing the sobriety test when I have not been drinking!
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I would rather Irish whiskey or at least Makers markdeerhunter338mag wrote:you're a winner Speedy. Well done try Jim bean and coke see what that dose and get back to us with the out come
I'm soft and I don't care.
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DITTOS ON THE MAKERS!!!!!
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Bacardi and coke, all the way!
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I don't think we would put the good stuff in the microwave mate thats better on iceSPEEDY wrote:I would rather Irish whiskey or at least Makers markdeerhunter338mag wrote:you're a winner Speedy. Well done try Jim bean and coke see what that dose and get back to us with the out come
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Options,options,options,although Iam partial to Kentuckys finest bourbon.
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Anyone else like Jaegermeister?
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Why Men Lie
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?"the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?"the Lord asked.
"Yes", he replied.
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don't want her to share
me with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.. MOSTLY his wife!
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?"the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?"the Lord asked.
"Yes", he replied.
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don't want her to share
me with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.. MOSTLY his wife!
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Re: Never Ending Thread
Yes I like that moral if they only new how much we spent on Guns and gear we would be in the manure
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Excellent story Skeetshot! Very nice response Deerhunter!
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The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.. MOSTLY his wife!
This is absolute truth!
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Yes I think so what I do is just bring them out slowly not all at once and always when there happy as well seems to work hasn't seen the new 9.3x62 barrel yet but will work on that one..lol
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My wife is still in Denmark visiting her family so the only breakfast I need to provide is to the cat. That might explain why I am here at 7 something on sunday morning.