Automobile Problems ? ?

[skeetshot]

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The
Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to
putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the
Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is
designed to karry 5 persons."

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs
officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car
and you are thereforea breaking the law."

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor
over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence! "

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy
witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

[Lena]

[thechamp]

Good one.

[Pigeon]

GREAT

[Bushman]

What will he do if he meets this car - it's named ZERO

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[Explorer]

yes language is a funy thing how about this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDR_pZCxKh8

[NE450No2]

Say what you mean... Know what you say...

Know what you mean... Say what you know....

Hint... Find a translator....


I learned this early on when "dealing" with people here in Texas, from Vietnam, Republic Of, Laos, and Cambodia, all at the same time...