Why!

[Corjack]

Why do dogs enjoy licking their owners face, yet act embarresed if you lick them back?

Why do most conservitives have no problem digging deep into their pockets, without a second thought when somebodys need is great?

Why do liberals have no problem, digging deep into someone elses pockets, with out a second thought when somebodys need is minor?

If kinky involves a feather, does perverted involve the whole chicken?

I figured out what playing tents is, but what the hell is "feeding the chocks"?

Why the hell can you sleep with a light on, but not with a hard on?

If womens hormone levels go through the roof when in the presence of a good looking guy, why does the same thing happen when they see cute little puppies and newborn babies?

Why do the computer techs in India tell me that their name is Sam Johnson, when I would be happier if they told me the truth?

[retrieverman]

Inquiring minds want to know.....

[thechamp]

Why do dogs enjoy licking their owners face, yet act embarresed if you lick them back?
Why do most conservitives have no problem digging deep into their pockets, without a second thought when somebodys need is great?
Why do liberals have no problem, digging deep into someone elses pockets, with out a second thought when somebodys need is minor?
If kinky involves a feather, does perverted involve the whole chicken?
I figured out what playing tents is, but what the hell is "feeding the chocks"?
Why the hell can you sleep with a light on, but not with a hard on?
If womens hormone levels go through the roof when in the presence of a good looking guy, why does the same thing happen when they see cute little puppies and newborn babies?
Why do the computer techs in India tell me that their name is Sam Johnson, when I would be happier if they told me the truth?

First off, I never tried licking my dog's face........ reminds me of the issue about the dog sticking his face out the window when your driving with the wind in his face but it you blow into his face it's a way different situation!

Second, just the way conservatives are. They work hard for what they have and consider it a duty to help those in need.
Third, liberals should be used for target practice! We have plenty, be cheaper then clay pigeons and run slower.

Fourth, that thing with the whole chicken must be a Missouri thing... (kind of like the 'chocks' ritual is an Aussie thing) We kill, cook and eat our chickens!
Fifth, you’ll have to ask them Australians about the ‘feeding the chocks”… have figured out that it is one of their rituals.

Sixth, the hard on and light on is obviously two different issues. However you have a point that one is possible to ignore, the other is not. Sometimes you can find that right woman who can take care of both of those issues though. (Young and pretty seems to work for me....) It's like the commedian who said the reason old men use viagra is because old women just don't look so good anymore! Always figured that was like you looking at your mother and then pittying your poor father.....
Women and hormones? Why would you ask? As long as they look good and are horny why would you want to know why?

If the computer techs in India told you their real name you couldn’t pronounce it anyway! And neither could I or probably even Skeetshot! Just like they couldn’t pronounce ours if they had to….

[skeetshot]

Trust Corjack to bowl a googly, and Kudos to The Champ for batting so well ( Ausies please translate)

And Champ, I think you have it right on that Hormone, lights on and other stuff: young and buxom is the key

Also for the computer techs, Mahalingamvenkataiyer is difficult to comprehend as a name for some as would Tostanovski be for others

[Gun Barrel Ecologist]

Although you might think otherwise, there is little difference between choking your chicken and feeding the chooks in Australia, but for God sake do not ask about the peculiar culinary item known as a soggy Sao

As for viagra etc, I believe it was Billy Connolly who opined that "when you are young your dreams are wet and your farts dry, as you get older you experience the reverse"

[thechamp]

Although you might think otherwise, there is little difference between choking your chicken and feeding the chooks in Australia, but for God sake do not ask about the peculiar culinary item known as a soggy Sao

THAT IS DISGUSTING!

Stuff like that makes you very proud to be STRAIGHT!

[thechamp]

Trust Corjack to bowl a googly, and Kudos to The Champ for batting so well ( Ausies please translate)

And Champ, I think you have it right on that Hormone, lights on and other stuff: young and buxom is the key

Also for the computer techs, Mahalingamvenkataiyer is difficult to comprehend as a name for some as would Tostanovski be for others

Thanks! And yeah 'Sam Johnson' sure looks good in comparison...... I couldn't pronounce either of those with or without Martinis....

[Vaughan]

Although you might think otherwise, there is little difference between choking your chicken and feeding the chooks in Australia, but for God sake do not ask about the peculiar culinary item known as a soggy Sao

[Olsen]

[Gun Barrel Ecologist]

Although you might think otherwise, there is little difference between choking your chicken and feeding the chooks in Australia, but for God sake do not ask about the peculiar culinary item known as a soggy Sao

THAT IS DISGUSTING!

Stuff like that makes you very proud to be STRAIGHT!

Let me guess, urban dictionary had a definition?

I warned you not to ask

[Lena]

Although you might think otherwise, there is little difference between choking your chicken and feeding the chooks in Australia, but for God sake do not ask about the peculiar culinary item known as a soggy Sao

THAT IS DISGUSTING!

Stuff like that makes you very proud to be STRAIGHT!

Let me guess, urban dictionary had a definition?

I warned you not to ask

In denmark they just call it; Biscuits......