Two old buddies, Ralph and Joe decided that they would go to college, they went through admissions, and were waiting in a room to see the counseler, and go over the classes they would take. Ralph went in first, the counseler informed him that he would be taking classes in math, english and logic. Ralph told her he knew what math and english consisted of, but had never heard of logic. The counseler told him she would demonstrate.
"Do you have a weedeater?"
"Yes!" said Ralph
She then said,"logic would tell me that if you own a weed eater you probably have a yard, if you have a yard you probably own a house, and if you own a house, you are currently in a heterosexual relationship"
"Wow" said Ralph, you are correct.I own a home and have been married for 17 years, this logic is very cool"
He then left the room, Joe asked him "what classes are you taking?
" Ralph told him, "math, english and logic",
"what the heck is logic?"Joe asked. "
"I will demonstrate" said Ralph, "do you have a weedeater?"
"No", said Joe
Ralph replied " Damn Joe! I have known you all my life, and I never knew you were gay.
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