Favorite Marine Corp Quotes

[Corjack]

Here are two of my favorite Marine Corp quotes

The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!
Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States, 1945


I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery. But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes: If you fornicate with me, I'll kill you all.

Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders

[deerhunter338mag]

I work with an ex Marine all he does is sing all day and dance around the office I honestly believe he is in the wrong line of work he should be in entertainment as he's really good at it. But he does have some great stories to tell of his adventurer's with the Taliban and he also has the whole office sing cadence with and with out bad words

[Olsen]

Can you get me a job too

I can dance on tables too

[thechamp]

Can you get me a job too

I can dance on tables too

With them legs?

[deerhunter338mag]

Cut off's are prohibited sorry mate