In booger county

[Corjack]

In booger county

The street signs have been shot at so much, they have started taking them down at dusk

A friend of mine was visiting booger county, and stayed at the local hotel. About nine pm, he was startled when the manager beat on his door and demanded to know if he had a woman in the room with him, when he told him he did not. The manager then opened the door, shoved a gal in and said "now you do!"

In booger county everbody knows that butter comes from cows, and margarine is rumored to come from a large woman named Marge, and hardly anyone will touch the stuff.

In booger county the roads are so curvy, you can barely drive 40MPH faster than the legal speed limit

In booger county there is only one gay guy, his name is Marv, and they only let him stay, because he always wins the apple pie baking contest at the fair every year

In booger county if you mention the metric system, they will ask you how many planets are in the metric system?

In booger county if you add one part water and one part moonshine, and add one package of presweetend koolade, you can pass it off as imported brandy

In booger county during the civil war, it was avoided by both the northern and southern troops, because the women there where so mean

In booger county a driven hunt involves a four wheel drive pick up, with great big tires

In booger county hunting from a high seat, means you got drunk, climbed on top of the house, set in a lawn chair and shoot at the neighbors cats when they come out from under the porch.

In booger county it got so cold one winter that a flock of geese froze to death on a lake, we gathered them up, spray painted them pink, and sold them tourist for lawn ornaments

In booger county they always wonder why the government keeps making more laws for them to ignore

In booger county if someone gets killed in the summer, the sheriff will not come out and investigate until he gets done bailing hay

In booger county they think a meth lab is a kind of retriever raised in California

In booger county they believe "In God We Trust, but all Democrats have to pay cash"

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Now that sounds like the place to live

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We need to see some more pictures of this Booger County and all its interesting landmarks