ONESTONE

[skeetshot]

There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone".
So named because he had only one testicle.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
"Good morning, Onestone.." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep
into the forest
where he made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone.
She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to
her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,

made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?




OH, come on ... take a guess ! .




Think about it .





Give up ! ?






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And the moral is .
















You can't kill two birds with one stone!

[Corjack]

A few years back, the state of Michigan seized several tons of high grade marijuana during a drug raid, while authorities were destroying the product in a local incinerator, a large flock of turns flew over the disposal site.





The superviser on duty at the time, later reported that "not a turn was left unstoned!"

[skeetshot]

[DocHolyrood]

It must joke of the week Wednesday. Too funny. Thanks for helping me through my crazy life at work.

[dinsdale]

These have been great,looking forward to next wed.