Happy Birthday DeerHunter338Mag!!!!

[HunterAU]

Happy birthday mate.. hope you have a great day in your neck brace..

[Corjack]

Happy birthday deerhunter, and many more to follow.

[skeetshot]

Happy Birthday 338Mag, hope you recover soon




THE MISUNDERSTANDING




Some time ago Bill Clinton was hosting a State dinner, when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice.



The cook arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking man named Ron. President Clinton voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff and was told that this was the best they could do at short notice.



Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his fingers in the soup to taste it and again he complained to the Chief of Staff about the cook, and he was told that this man comes highly recommended as a very good chef.



The meal went without incident but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little off, and by the time dessert was served, he began to have stomach cramps and nausea. It got worse rapidly until finally he had to excuse himself from the dinner to go to the bathroom.

Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Ron, scratching his ass and this made him feel even worse. By now the President was decidedly ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom.

He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he found a door that opened, and as he undid his trousers and ran in he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers down to his knees.

Just as he was about to pass out, Monica bent over the President and heard him whimper in a barely audible voice, "Sack my cook."

And that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred.

MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY

[Dom]

Wishing you a great Birthday DeerHunter338Mag and many more!

[Gun Barrel Ecologist]

Happy birthday and hope you get out of the brace soon

[505Ed]

Happy birthday ! I Wish you many more!!!

Ed

[Olsen]

Happy birthday DeerHunter, hope you have a great day and that you soon are on the dancefloor again

[DocHolyrood]

I hope you had a great birthday and have a most excellant Christmas.

[deerhunter338mag]

Thanks Guy's It was just very quiet one for my 40th and it would of been to much of a big deal for the cook to do any thing as I'm still getting over the operation and she has been working very hard to help me with that. But thanks again just glad I made it