Global Warming Part II

[Corjack]

Am in Fargo,North Dakota it is like 8 below zero Farenheit, that is 40 below zero celsius.

Cold enough to feeze the balls off of a pool table!

Cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey!

Colder than a witches tit!

It is so cold that flocks of geese are freezing to death standing up, the locals gather them up, spray paint them pink and sell them to tourist!

[thechamp]

You think that's cold, you ought to try sleeping with Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton!

Talk about freezing the balls off a brass monkey!





Glad to hear ya made it in..

[dinsdale]

Cold here in the Hudson Valley....5 F now;was -10 last night,should be same tonight.

Stuffing the wood stove for two days.Have a little snow,gets real crunchy under your feet this cold.

Bad for tapping trees...cold with no snow cover....will shorten the season with frost in the soil on the surface.Hoping for a slow thaw out of this bitter cold.Usually snow on top allows the first few inches of soil to thaw first with melt water,thats where the best sap comes from.

[retrieverman]

Too cold for my taste!

[505Ed]

I was in Grand Forks ND one time and it was so cold that my nose started bleading and it would freeze before it could drip out.

Ed

[Olsen]

Here its so cold, that my hunting horn was freezing when I played it on the last hunt, so no sound at all........

When I get back in the livingroom and put it on the table, it starts to play as it thawed up

[dinsdale]

Here its so cold, that my hunting horn was freezing when I played it on the last hunt, so no sound at all........

When I get back in the livingroom and put it on the table, it starts to play as it thawed up

Stop playing with your horn,you will contribute to global warming with all the CO 2 you make from the heavy breathing...


Dinsdale