I just can't win

[Corjack]

I have never been good at games, I feel competitive and I want to win, but I seem to never end up in the winners circle. For instance, me and my little dog have this game where we see who can bite the hardest, she always wins, no matter how hard I try. She just sets there with that little smug look on her face and I go looking for bandaids. I think she cheats, one day I will figure out how and I will show her a thing or two. I am so depressed! Oh well, time for another painkiller.

[retrieverman]

It is because the dentist keeps pulling your teeth out.

[thechamp]

It is because the dentist keeps pulling your teeth out.

Yeah but that's a Redneck's dog so why would you think the dog has teeth?

[deerhunter338mag]

It is because the dentist keeps pulling your teeth out.

Yeah but that's a Redneck's dog so why would you think the dog has teeth?

That's funny, that's really funny.

[Olsen]

You have to get a few steel tooth put in boss, then you have a little chance again

[dinsdale]

I won't try that with my dog;I know I can't win.

Dinsdale

[Lena]

I do it all the time with Morten He´s allways saying uncle before I begin...

[deerhunter338mag]

I do it all the time with Morten He´s allways saying uncle before I begin...

yeah I would think he would give himself 3 taps and say aunty