An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively. 'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered -'Is that one word or two?'
One word or two?
Moderators: skeetshot, deerhunter338mag
-
skeetshot
- Moderator
- Posts: 2853
- Joined: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:34 am
- Location: New Delhi
- Location: New Delhi, INDIA
One word or two?
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
-
thechamp
- Administrator
- Posts: 8746
- Joined: Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:25 pm
- Location: San Antonio
- Location: San Antonio, Tx.
Re: One word or two?
The easy answer is marry her and find out! (Till death do you part!)
That joke reminds me of why married men die at younger ages then men who are single.
"Cause they want to!"
-
deerhunter338mag
- Global Moderator
- Posts: 10028
- Joined: Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:50 am
- Location: Australia
- Location: Melbourne Australia
-
retrieverman
- Meister der jagd
- Posts: 2589
- Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:34 pm
- Location: Texas
