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A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

Following the news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the manure kicked out of him.

just the manure kicked out of him. Over here it would of been the C#@t out of him then shot then the manure kicked out of him Then a nice cold beer