Adam

[Corjack]

God said, 'Adam, I Want you to do
Something for Me.'

Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You Want me to do?'

God said, 'Go down Into that valley.'

Adam said, 'What's a Valley?'

God explained it to Him. Then God said, 'Cross the river.'

Adam said, 'What's a River?'

God explained that To him, and then said, 'Go over to the hill....'

Adam said, 'What is a Hill?'

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, 'On The other side of the Hill you will find a Cave.'

Adam said, 'What's a Cave?'

After God explained, He said, 'In the cave You will find a woman.'

Adam said, 'What's a Woman?'

So God explained That to him, too.

Then, God said, 'I Want you to
Reproduce.'

Adam said, 'How do I do that?'

God first said (under His
breath), 'Geez.....'

And then, just like Everything else,

God Explained that to
Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down
Into the valley,

Across the river, and
Over the hill, into the
Cave,20and finds the
Woman.

Then, in about five Minutes,

he was back.

God, His patience
Wearing thin, said Angrily,

'What is it Now Adam?'


And Adam said....


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'What's a headache?'

[HunterAU]

LOL very funny and very true..

[Olsen]

Maybe Adam was from down under

[skeetshot]

Well Budddies, its been a while but I am happy to see that Big Chief Corjack has again re surfaced. I, for one, have been missing his stories. . . .





Bottle of Wine


(Women will LOVE this one!)


A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No.. I think I'll just wait for the police...'



MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with them


This should also be a reminder to only buy wine with twist caps!!!.

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