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An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively. 'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered -'Is that one word or two?'

The easy answer is marry her and find out! (Till death do you part!)




That joke reminds me of why married men die at younger ages then men who are single.

"Cause they want to!"

yeah know that one

I make it a point to always make it a two words...