Happy birthday boss

[Olsen]

Hope you have a great day and I wish you good luck in the future

Would love to sent some birthday cake to Sophie and you, but you have to wait till you visit Denmark some day

I could play happy birthday on my trumpet for you but I guess you sleep right now, and its a bad way to wake up

Cheers mate

[skeetshot]

Hey Big Chief,

Hear from another Indian how its to be done. . .



An Indian is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his
watch
several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running
late?"
"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just
testing
it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
The Indian explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
wearing
panties!''
The Indian smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody things
running
about an hour fast,- can I buy you a drink?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORJACK

[DocHolyrood]

Happy Birthday. Have a great day.

[Pigeon]

Happy Birthday as well from me...

Klaus

[dinsdale]

+1 on the Indian trick above

And many more.....


Dinsdale

[Explorer]

Congrats to our very young Corjack

Another one from the bar

A man was standing at the bar right next to a very nice woman

The man tell the nice woman that he can make her tits moving without touching them

The nice woman said “ I bet you can’t”

The man said “I’ll give you a large drink if I can’t”

The nice woman said: Show me how

The man touched the nice woman’s tits and told her they where nice when they where moving

The nice woman shouted: you touched my tits you dirty fuzzy bunny!!!

The man said: well now I think I owe you a large drink

[Bushman]

Happy birthday young man

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[505Ed]

Happy 29th Ron, go have a Rum and coke on me tonight!

Ed

[HunterAU]

Happy Birthday mate.. Hope you have a good one..

[deerhunter338mag]

Happy Birthday Ron, I hope you had a wonderful day and you go some new guns